Day 3 - Februari 25th 2026

Our hero goes on an adventure!

Dan De Rijck

2/25/20262 min read

Shh... our protagonist is still sleeping... until the dreadful words are spoken "googoogaga".
This vile onomatopoeic imitation forces Dan to wake up and greet the world, to see the morning dew on the grass and hear the birds chirping in the sky.

But he isn't happy about it, it seems.
"Fuck off" is his response, and it's truly one of dignity and glory.
A while later he finally decides to get up and when he opens his eyes a disgusting sight greets him, it's his fellow associate Nikolas.
This sets our protagonist up for a fight against the heavens today, but as we know if you tolerate anger for a moment,
you will avoid a hundred days of sorrow, and thus he simply accepted it as it was.
Attempting to cross the threshold of elevation our champion almost triumphantly falls down the stairs.

Nevertheless the quest for a morning meal continues.
Making his way to the kitchen, the smell of delicious pancakes hits his nose.
Thus he devoured them with rapid voracity to give his cells the energy to start the day.
The journey to work has begun, it's a rather arduous odyssey but must be made nonetheless.
And it was also incredibly boring considering nothing out of the ordinary happened, except for the fact that he once again took a different road and drew an imaginative and kafkaesque piece of art about the actions of a classmate if he was on his bus.

It was the third time in two days in fact, considering Google Maps kept giving our traveller different routes every venture.
Alas the rest of the day went by rather quickly, considering the diligent employee didn't have much to do outside of continuing his informative show or helping out customers from time to time.
He was however forced to organise all the chargers, and headphones plus putting price tags on them so the customers knew how much they cost but as Chan Master Baizhang Huaihai said; "One day without work, One day without eating" and thus the show must go on.

The rest of the day he is stuck, a prisoner of his own mind. A martyr whose agony won't be remembered.
The door is so close yet he can't shake this feeling of responsibility, to stay at his internship.
Alas he waits out the day and goes home where of course he takes a different route again.

Arriving home he eats and relaxes in his bed, content to drift off to sleep until his roommates arrive.
After said arrival they hung out in their room for a while, until the EVIL hour called midnight was reached and they drifted off to a beautiful slumber.